mobydickery

Hi author! I’m really excited to read you and I am hoping that you have fun creating whatever it is! Below is a general list of my likes and dislikes in fic:

Likes:
gremlins in love, character-driven fic, fake relationships turning into real relationships, accidental dating, aggressively requited pining, pining while they’re sleeping together, pining before they’re sleeping together, found family, being badass together, crying during sex, complete trust in each other, banter/teasing/flirting, small/unspoken displays of affection.


In general, I really love happy endings and people being soft and in love and happy together!

Dislikes:
Generally: unrealistic dialogue, and OOC fic, sexual petplay, furry, vore, scat, full bdsm relationship, infidelity, gaslighting, major character death, permanent amnesia, serious illness or death as plot devices, eating disorders, major depression, non-con, bestiality, rape, ageplay, non-consensual powerplays/imbalance of power, canon or AU stories focused on the coronavirus, anything unrequited.
for taskmaster fic: non-taskmaster compliant (aka -- even more extreme than taskmaster) daddy kink and humiliation


Prompts:
In general: I just like people happy, and ridiculous, and in love. If you find it in yourself to throw in some plot, too? Incredible. You’re the best.

WILL DARLING ADVENTURES
Will/Kim or Maisie/Phoebe
Listen, I just want them to be bastards in love, but if you're pressed:
* Will and Kim solving cases together!
* Will and Kim snarking at each other and then taking down bad guys!
* Will and Kim being tenderly in love while also somehow being bastards!
I realise I'm just describing the books but listen. LISTEN.

TASKMASTER
Greg Davies/Alex Horne
* Please, author. Please give me top drop. Please give me Alex and Greg talking their way through Greg's top drop
* Tender and yet funny sex? Yes, please!
* Really I just want the more tender moments, where Greg is delighted by Alex's antics and Alex's entire face lights up. They like each other! They're ridiculous and snarky shits!
* OK, if you want to write about what happened the time that Greg cut Alex's jeans in two before the series wrap party, yes. That would be great.

OFF-MENU
Ed Gamble/James Acaster
* Have you seen Just Puddings, writer? Please. Feast (ahaha) your eyes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ug7YEj14yFQ&list=PLxggddpIvXgZH-j_-j76m9cHqKjvkSukk
* Have you seen Ed and James on Mock the Week together? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmaZ5Y3vTkQ
* They're in love and they're adorable and also I would like any fic in any scenario where they're just being tender assholes.
* Ed being constantly delighted by James' antics is kryptonite for me. I love it.